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Eating my first meal of day/first meal in the past twenty-four hours.

good thing it’s 1958/07:58pm

yaaaaaaay.
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insharkywater: Tien Hee
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blameitonalex: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” LMFAO ^^
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All the people on this train are reading! This would be a really peaceful trip except for the chatty couple sitting behind me talking about facebook.
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Today is possibly one of my unluckiest days of my life. I genuinely believe someone is stabbing a voodoo doll of me somewhere! I hope my luck changes for the better once I’m in nyc! Auuugh!
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I made a useless gif of myself! I liked the moving sleeves. hahaha That house looking thing is actually a boat constructed with just cardboard and duct tape! I designed and built it with the help of my friend! We built it in a whopping four hours! Unfortunately, we lack the materials and time to give it a creative aesthetic. Tomorrow, we shall use this vessel to race across one of the lakes on campus. (We attempted to do this two years ago, but failed miserably) Anyhow, at the end of the day, I offered to store the boat in my room. As we relocated the boat, my floormate commented on how upright, the boat resembled a coffin. Several hours later, I am afraid to sleep with this thing across my bed, let alone in my room. ；Ａ；
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humansofnewyork: It takes growing old to understand our parents like we did when we were really young.
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Ahahaaha My floormates and I ordered take-out chinese food for the first time this semester. Now we’re all sitting in a circle chugging water because our sodium intake is through the roof! Gotta flush out that Na+~ hahahaha 
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I’m twentyone going on twelve! check out that sexy glasses tan on my nose. HAHAHA Today I had to perform with my “kpop dance group” as a filler between acts for a more legitimate dance club’s spring performance. I (as usual) rushed to get dolled up and I sweat off most of my makeup during the performance. On my way back to my dorm I kept receiving compliments from acquaintances since I don’t wear make-up on a regular basis. which I find hilarious because I literally put on make-up with a paper towel! hahahaSo here’s a cheesy, webcam-quality picture of what’s left of my face before I hop into the shower and study~ wahahaha
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cwnerd12: worldlyanimals: wisent (european bison) by iPhotograph on Flickr. AAAAAAH I LOVE BUFFALOS
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cloverinblue: What is it like being a sad doctor on the run? I just really wanted to draw Dr. Tenma.
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